The Chirpy Caper – China

From the annuls of the FBI

The Feline Bureau of Investigation

To read the start of Kozmo – International Man Cat of Mystery, Click here.

Kozmo has chased Mr Chirpy from Midway, Canada to Paris France, Egypt and now China!

Wowwie! The FBI have called in some help! Monitoring cell phones, they found out Mr. Chirpy is in a larger organization called S.C.O.U.R.G.E. = Secret Council Of Unlawful Renegades Gathering Evil and he has been talking to Iki-Ryo (in Japan). Since I can’t be in 2 places at once, they are parachuting me into China and then picking up Agent 00.8 (Sammy) and taking him to Japan to find Iko-Ryo.

I always thought it would be fun to fly like a bird, but THAT is something I do not want to do again soon! It is scary! I landed exactly where I was supposed to on the Great Wall of China!

That is one big wall! Even the monkey that pilots the FBI plane could not miss it!

I was met by my contact! I was really surprised! I was hoping for some cute little girl cats, like the Baast priestesses, but there was a Pug waiting for me.

“Mr. Chirpy was here.” She growled. “But he escaped on a Dragon! I am here to take you to the Dog Father.”

“But Why?” I asked. “Should I not be chasing down Mr. Chirpy?”

“You MUST meet with the Dog Father if the FBI is to work in China. The Dog Father controls EVERYTHING!”

She turned and waddled down the wall to a turret and then down the stairs. Waiting for us was our transportation.

We bounced and jounced and jounced and bounced, it almost made me wish I was back on Clive (the Camel) but Jet (who pulled the rickshaw) kept us quite entertained as he trotted over hill and dale.

We arrived at the Dog Father’s House. Sweet Tsu (the Pug who met me), said, “This is his Cottage, you should see his big house!”

All could think was WOW! His Cottage was huge! It was the size of the whole Condo building in Calgary!

We were met by his wives, Sing and Song, at first they growled at me, because I was a strange cat, but after Tsu told them I was with the FBI, they were really nice.  They reminded me of my sister Cinnamon. Golly I miss Cinnamon!

The Dog Father gave me some Tuna Water! Yum and he told me his dogs had followed Mr. Chirpy to his secret lair, the temple of the Terra Cotta Warriors. When we were done, Jet and Tsu would take me there.

He also told me he a secret message he wanted me to deliver to the FBI and I was not to open it! Not only was I on the track of an international criminal, but now I was carrying secret correspondence. I felt really important!

Tsu and I traveled all night. That Jet is some runner. I could not believe he NEVER gets tired.

When we arrived at the temple, all I could see was row after row of statues. Tsu looked at me and said, “Agent 00.5, I smell Chicken!”

“Chicken!” I said, “I sure could handle some chicken for breakfast!”

“Agent 00.5, not cooked chicken, but LIVE chicken”

Looking through the rows of statues, I head a gong, and then a great fluttering! Before I could say anything a flock of chickens ran over us and I heard Mr Chirpy’s diabolical laugh!

“Ha! Ha! Agent 005, once again I have bested you!” laughed Mr. Chirpy. And when I looked again, he was GONE!!

Tsu turned her big brown eyes to me and said, “Agent 005, The Dog Father’s Helicopter will take you to meet your private plane. I believe Agent 00.8 is already on board and the FBI will fly you to your next destination!”

Later, as Sammy and I sat drinking Niptinis (shaken not stirred) served by our lovely stewardess,  I told him of my adventure in China (which you just read) and he told me of his in Japan (which you can read here).

Where are we going? I’ll let you find out on Sammy’s blog!

The Chirpy Caper so far:

To read about how this adventure starts, Click Here

To read about Kozmo in France, Click Here 

To read about Kozmo in Egypt, Click Here