As yous guys knows, Bert of 4 Legged View and me is friends. And so is me and his cat sibling Allred.
Bert has been a little (OK a lot) worried. He even wrote a post about it Penelope How Could You.
Bert me must explain!
Me appreciates the hellery inside all us cats! Even the most angelic has their moments. Now, when me readed the post where Allred announced he wanted to run for the the Bad Sport category at the Mango Minister, me sent Allred a Cat From Hell badge. (Yous can read Allred’s entry here Our Entry for the Mango Minster 2012).
Me thought about entering, but since me is the Grande Dame of all that is naughty and me is Queen Penelope, me thought it would not be fair to all the other Cats and Dog,s as me is the OBVIOUS winner, and Bert and me is friends and Bert being a judge can’t help his sibling, and Allred does not really has a blog, me thought me would help Allred.
Allred and me gots together this week. (Don’t worry Spitty, its just business)
Boy there are lots of dogs at Bert’s! Me weas a little worried as me is so tiny me would just be a mouthful for lots of them and me was really scared.
Allred has the exact right attitude to gets the doggies to back off. Even the ones that comes after him! He is the perfect BAD SPORT!
Allred even tells funny jokes! Here is a picture of him telling me
“What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order?”
“Claw Enforcement.”
We discussed his strategy too. Me thought campaign buttons would be a good idea, but Allred reminded me that most cats and dogs don’t wear clothes and has no where to put them!
If yous is interested in one for your blog, email me penelope dot catfromhell at gmail dot com.
And we went to a special event for Mango mania and guess what!
We made the cover!
Don’t worry Bert, me loves yous best!
Kisses
Nellie
PS Allred for Bad Sport
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Nellie Nellie Nellie, What have you done. My Vickie just read all of us your post and Allred started leaping in the air, twisting, turning, spinning, flipping over. It was like he had a massive seizure, fit or crazy evil attack.
Then he started making this loud screaming noise that My Vickie said was Cat Laughing. He is exstatic that you are supporting him in his efforts to prove himself as the BAD SPORT of Mango Minster 2012.
Having your support means a lot to him as I think he has a little crush on you and your queenship.
You have given him more power and I must warn you that he is now in more control and is seeking worldwide domination. Oh Nellie, you have no idea what you have set loose upon society.
Dearest Bert,
Me shall whap him silly! Me is Queen of the Universe and THE Cat From Hell!
If he bothers yous, let me know.
Kisses
Nellie
but I am now confused. I thought you were on his side. I mean, you gave him a badge and you made him a member of Cat From Hell club.
Nellie, Darling, I do Not Approve of that cuddling picture AT ALL. Not at all. I think you should enter the contest and just beat the pants off of efurry single other contestant! You are the ultimate Bad Sport!
Kissies, my sweet!
Nellie Bellie,
If I ever run for anything I want you to be my manager. I hear there is some big election coming up in November, maybe I should through my paw in the race. With you handling my campaign how could I lose.
Blessings,
Goose
We thinks Allred is a shoo-in (haha)!
Hey Nellie my girl….That idiot Bert has gone to bed so I took over the computer long enough to tell you that YOU ARE THE BEST. It is hard to maintain my meaness with you because you are such a sweetie (in a devilishly clever way) I know with your help and my endearing personality…..we are a sure win. The others don’t stand a chancen now……
Allred
My dear, I’d vote for you any day!!
WE have to agree, we think Nellie should enter the contest and beat all the other cats. Great pictures.. Have a fantastic day.
I agree with Rumbles and Marg, you are the Queen Bee of Bad Nellie!!!
HELLERY!!! We loves this word and will endeavor to use it at least elebenty times today in conversation…Nellie, you could make a pile of temptations running ANY PR campaign.
OH! We forgot to say, Allred is FURocious!
What a great blog — love it!!!
I would just like to enter my well considered and absolutely correct observation that Allred is NOT a ‘Bad Sport’. In point of obvious fact!, ANY cat has at ANY TIME the perfect right to treat dogs thus. They are large, mouthy, slobbery, annoying, clutzy, giant galoofs who; it must be said, without our claws and teeth and hisses WE would hardly be a blip on their otherwise clueless radar! Give me a break! Nellie, you go right on ahead and enter this ridiculous doggie contest if you must, you are after all (after Me of course) the resident Queen Beotch and Mr. Allred? well. He is one bada** Mancat and I personally would love to meet him anytime of day or night *wink*. MeYOWZa! You both gets my votes. Rock on members of the Superior Feline Race.
xoxo
Ms. Stella O’Houligan
woo woo woo! Look at you two! I sure think Allred can win this.
Allred has served as the purrfect bodyguard for Queen Penelope against the dogs. I say he should have the distinction of being Bad Sport only if he wants it.. Good lookin’ couple on that cover!
Tom
How could he not win with you for manager Nellie.
Well, Nellie…we were thinking of entering the contest, but now that Allred is in the contest, we won’t. Good luck to him!! We’ll even wear his campaign button!!
Nellie you have certainly cooked up quite the campaign for Alfred although he is already being watched by the ethics committee and had a complaint filed against him by another contestant! Are you sure that you are supporting the right cat?! If you wanted to enter we would be excellent running mates!
“Claw enforcement” — ha ha ha! That’s a wonderful phrase! Can I steal it?
Nellie, surely YOU could enter that contest and run circles around the competition! You ARE the Queen!
You and Allred make a very cute couple!
Your pal, Pip
Right on Nellie! With your expertise, Alfred is a surefire winner!
I loved your magazine cover and your joke with picture. hehe–this was a WONDERFUL blog! You should have your own sitcome/reality show on tv! I”D WATCH!!
YOu writes so eloquently, Ms Nellie!!!
(I have a Bad Sport HERE: Peaches was meowing at the bedroom door, so I opened it and he ran in………..I KNEW I should NOT have done it,cuz he ended up running to our 3 story kitty sw condo by the window…and then he looked OUT at us—-mommy grabbed him up when she saw what she thought he was up to: YEP!!! he was spraying our nice carpet lining of the condo!!! we thinks he should be evicted to the OUTDOOR WILD~~!
FaRADaY: *snicker* CLAW Enforcement! Hey MAXIE! You gotta hear this one! *dashes off*…….
What is this “Yous loves Bert Best” hellery??? Nellie?? Yous knows I iz wayting for an answer. My Human is already sick and disappointing me in every way. Not Yous too????
Hope your Mommy feels better soon!
Oh, Fank Ceiling Cat! If the Human was nawt so very sick she woulda helped me understand better about Bert. Now that I look back at your post, I see Bert. He’s cute, but you’re right–he’s a woofie all right.
Hellery. Now there’s a word we can all live with
We are all super naughty cats at times, but we are always forgiven….
Hey, can you purr for Target? He had a small accident and has an abscess!
Zowie! I just discovered this. Like Allred totally has a campaign manager and cool buttons and everything. Who knew? I do kind of feel sorry for Judge Bert, though. Poor guy, living in terror has to be stressful, don’t ya think?
Slobbers,
Mango